Transfer Targets, has anybody thought that maybe

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The clubs they play for might have been involved in the Carling Cup this week an their managers have told us that no deals will be done until they learn their fate, ie; Mkindawire and Jarvis at Orient, after all if a club has their best side out surely they would have more chance of a lucrative draw in round 3 irrespective of if they lose a player to us?

Jackson at Gillingham would also fall into this category even though I think we should sign Platt and Lisbie instead from Colchester and Ipswich respectively, Platt is a monster of a target man, he scores goals and has always linked up well with his strike partners, McLeod at MK Dons and now Lisbie.

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Lisbie...he ain't related to that wanker Kevin Lisbie that we had here and got rid of cos he was fookin' useless other than miraculously scoring a hatrick against Liverpool, which must have been a "fix". If it had been a horse race there would have been a major steward's enquiry on that happening!!
The same Lisbie that everyone thought was a kid and would one day come good but was actually one of our longest serving professionals and senior players...y'know, that Lisbie?? Cos I hope you know what you're talking about Reamsy boy just like I does kinda thing. If he's a relative twice removed as in a second cousin, yeah then maybe he ain't tainted too much by the same genes as that useless prat!!
On the other hand you could be winding us up boyo??