Post by weststandfruitloop on Oct 6, 2023 15:41:18 GMT
I see the braniacs elsewhere are dissing the new official Alfie May fan chant and suggesting tortuous ones of their own.
Are they professional PRS-registered lyricists with hit albums and an understanding of iambic pentameter? I suspect not, but luckily I am.
Consequently here is the Alfie May song we all not only need but also (existentially) require…
—--
Oh Alfie May (clap-clap)
He is not gay (clap-clap)
Or maybe May is is
It's none of our business
But boy can he play
With talent and fitness
…then you hit/drum the person sat in front of you on the top of their head four times (with both hands at roughly one-second intervals) before jumping to your feet with arms outstretched and shouting "hoi!"
…then you quickly sit down and immediately resume the whole thing from the top. Until the person in front who you're hitting on the head falls over due to concussion or something.
—---
Not only is this a genius (professionally written) chant, but it creates physical interaction with fellow fans (every stranger is just a friend you haven't hit on the head yet), bigs up May's talismanic nature, and raises awareness of LGBTQIA+ acceptance, an ongoing issue (completely unrelated to May btw; I'd write the same song about Roy Keane) within men's football and fan culture.
PS I have not copyrighted (via PRS) this song, so everyone (Charlton fans only, obviously) is legally allowed to sing it. You're welcome x
Are they professional PRS-registered lyricists with hit albums and an understanding of iambic pentameter? I suspect not, but luckily I am.
Consequently here is the Alfie May song we all not only need but also (existentially) require…
—--
Oh Alfie May (clap-clap)
He is not gay (clap-clap)
Or maybe May is is
It's none of our business
But boy can he play
With talent and fitness
…then you hit/drum the person sat in front of you on the top of their head four times (with both hands at roughly one-second intervals) before jumping to your feet with arms outstretched and shouting "hoi!"
…then you quickly sit down and immediately resume the whole thing from the top. Until the person in front who you're hitting on the head falls over due to concussion or something.
—---
Not only is this a genius (professionally written) chant, but it creates physical interaction with fellow fans (every stranger is just a friend you haven't hit on the head yet), bigs up May's talismanic nature, and raises awareness of LGBTQIA+ acceptance, an ongoing issue (completely unrelated to May btw; I'd write the same song about Roy Keane) within men's football and fan culture.
PS I have not copyrighted (via PRS) this song, so everyone (Charlton fans only, obviously) is legally allowed to sing it. You're welcome x
